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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Are you telling me that simply dumping the contents of a cardboard box into some hot water is not the best way to cook a meal? I'm shocked

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bro eww that's disgusting.

You add the whole box into some hot water. The cardboard is protein.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

It provides much-needed roughage and essential inks.

[–] flambonkscious 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It gets even better though, 'cos you can get all deviant and start adding to the recipe with a few bits of mushroom, bacon or maybe even chorizo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My man, chorizo is the best meat there is. It makes every meal better

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This little honduran spot near me offers this breakfasty eggs and chorizo meal and my wallet still hasn't recovered

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Being right isn't cheap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like to add mini pizzas, corndogs, a bowl of solidified soup, and 87 cans of beer.

[–] flambonkscious 2 points 6 months ago

That is an absolute shocker, how dare you?!

[–] Jekyll 1 points 6 months ago

Bell peppers, salami and smoked chili powder