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[–] [email protected] 86 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can take apart juice bottles.
The least realistic part is that anon managed to get to and dilute every bottle their gf used.
Cause if they miss one, their gf is gonna have a serious shock.

So, lack of consent and extremely controlling?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

Or, as everything else, is fake and gay

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

That's a very good point. The fictitious gf is the one buying the bottles. So if they are used to 1% nicotine and pick up a regular strength one, they're going to use it, and immediately notice the difference...