this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
264 points (81.9% liked)
People Twitter
5288 readers
2154 users here now
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
- Mark NSFW content.
- No doxxing people.
- Must be a tweet or similar
- No bullying or international politcs
- Be excellent to each other.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Who the fuck listens to blue check marks on X?
Like, OP do you actually believe this shit?
If some 80s gogo Reaganaunt knew "one simple trick" to put profits up 7x he's sure as fuck not telling a single soul.
But this is the stupid shit they'd do if they had a financial incentive to push return to office, like long term investments in corporate real estate...
Are you asking The Picard Maneuver if they believe the post is genuine, if they believe the person posting to twitter is actually up 700%, or if they believe it's a good strategy?
Because I'm 99% sure those all have the same "no" as an answer.
Based on the rest of the comment im assuming #2.
Anyone who actually thinks the poster really is up 700%, hit me up, I've got some bridges you might be interested in purchasing.
Everyone, this poster is legit. I got a bridge from them last year and I'm up 800%! Way better than OP who had to go outside and walk in a park to only get 700%.
lemmy poster is one of the most prolific poster of good content on lemmy. No idea about actual op
It's a joke, man. Ever heard of satire?
Satire involves actually being funny and criticizing stupidity. "Hurr hurr lazy" is neither.
You do realise this is being posted to make fun of Zac and Chris, and not the people in the park, right?
Lemmy: Decapitate the rich looooool get it queen!
Also Lemmy: do not insult my work from homearinos.
So many discounts on those investment funds for office real estate nowadays, you can tell they're trying to attract the naive and uninformed.