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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No! Bad DarkThoughts!

You call a tow truck and have the vehicle towed at the owner’s expense.

[–] Radium 2 points 7 months ago

In what world is a tow truck going to tow a car for parking on the side walk? They’re gonna tell you to call the cops or parking enforcement and the cops don’t even show up for gun shots