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[–] [email protected] 76 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I tell every doctor "a few weeks ago" and then when they suggest a date I say yes. So every doctor has a different day lol. Hopefully that doesn't come back to bite me

[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I thought you meant:

Doctor: “when was your last period?”

Me: “a few weeks ago.”

Doctor: “date?”

Me: yes

Doctor: great I’ll pick you up at 8

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kinda funny how breeding fetishes kinda became more popular around the same time the right to abortion date flared up again after Dobbs

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hmm...you are definitely hanging around a different corner of the internet then I am.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Your grandmother from Long Island highly approves!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hope you don't live in an abortion ban state, because that very well could come back to bite you

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

That makes me soooo fucking angry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I do, so we will see what happens

I'm sure my governor would love to see me in jail anyway

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Hey if you're on hormonal birth control I think you can just tell them you use the method that gets rid of periods (not taking the placebo week and just continuing with the hormone pills, this is safe if you also just don't want to have periods link)

I have an iud and besides a short time after having one removed to get pregnant with my daughter haven't had my period in uh, 9 years? I just tell them I don't have a period and haven't in years and they accept that readily

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

If you live in a deep red state even that info will be used against you. The GOP wants to make women brood sows and any type of birth control is considered murder/going against God's plan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Good point, I appreciate it!