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This guy has never heard of horror?
Look up 'horror movies' as a concept it's very popular, don't watch any though if you're as innocent as this post makes you seem.
Maybe it's just me, but when I hear "gore", the first thing that comes to mind is ISIS beheading someone, not an 80s slasher film
OK, when I hear fruit i think of apple first, does this mean oranges aren't fruit? I don't get what you're trying to say?
Take a breath, brother. Life's short. Let your loved ones know you love them while they're still around.
My family know I love them, why don't you stay hydrated and take regular breaks from the screen!
Might help you not take things so personally