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[–] [email protected] 107 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Now imagine how fucking sad it would be if he had accidentally put a blank paper in there, thrown out the heartwarming and touching letter he'd written to his kid with all the feelings he never could express otherwise and died thinking his kid would at least find some comfort in those words.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a feeling that the blank paper hit harder. It seems like that gag perfectly encapsulated her dad's sense of humor and their relationship.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago

Yeah, if I were in her shoes, it would be impossible not to imagine my dad chuckling to himself as he slipped his mortal bonds, smug with satisfaction at having pulled the longest, pettiest prank possible on your kid. That piece of paper would be a treasure.

[–] brbposting 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of someone who said their dad died. They logged into the dad’s Facebook. He’d made a number of status updates over the preceding months, that gradually grew sadder IIRC.

Not a single reply to any one.

Visibility was accidentally set to only me. The guy never knew.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s really unfortunate. Devastatingly so. Well, now I’m sad.

[–] brbposting 4 points 11 months ago

It’s OK, it’s only been in my head for several years 🙃

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I did this before. I was about to die and then accidentally put an empty letter paper into an envelope and thought the letter I did write to my daughter was my scratch paper... so I threw it away. I later passed but through a stroke of luck my daughter found my letter in the trash and was still able to read it. so I can rest easy now knowing that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Was the letter reassuring her that, even at the end, you had chicken?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Is this a Leroy Jenkins reference?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

you…passed?

I didnt realize theres internet in the afterlife

[–] Peppycito 9 points 11 months ago

Haven't you heard about "the dead internet theory"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

there's fiber up here

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It was actually a hidden message and she had to hold it under warmth to read it, never knew and threw it away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

He actually put both in there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

the ultimate dad joke, the letter was actually swapped with a family heirloom the entire time.