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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ohh jacking it pales in comparison to hitting the e spot.

[–] Eol 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to creat vibrating q-tips.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yes I need something like that, I have a spot that needs pressure and friction to relive and one day I'm gonna unravel one and get it stuck in my ear.