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Nintendo right now: Get Boeing on the line
Nintendo's execs calling Boeing's execs: "Hey, can you refer us to your.....fixers? You know.......rhymes with shmassassin.....yeah you know, those guys."
If they want the job done, he's not taking a 747
No thats how he kills them
Change it to "Boeingman" lol
"You're asking about our Garbage Men?"
"No, I mean... Wait, actually maybe..."
sends the QA department
Quality Assassins, what did you think it stood for?
Smash Sassin*
And why shouldn't they? This is blatant piracy of the source material, not to mention unauthorized usage of their intellectual property per the Digital Melenium Copyright Act (DMCA) of 1996 hereby specifying in section 2.1 article C clause 7, quot: "In accordance with the applicable intellectual property laws, the registered holder of digital ownership is hereby prohibited from editing or modifying third-party copies of copyrighted material without the explicit consent or authorization of the copyright holder. Any such unauthorized usage constitutes a violation of the copyright holder's exclusive rights and may result in legal action under the relevant statutes."
Sorry to interject but I graduated from law school and blatant disrespect to copyright law like this urks me. I will let it slide and not report this post, but I would recommend at least putting a disclaimer or rewording it to avoid a lawsuit from Nintendo.
This is like the nintendo version of the navy seal copypasta, glorious
If buying ain't owning, piracy ain't stealing.