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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Fyi

  • R - ar

  • B - bee

  • D - dee

  • W - double yoo

  • E - ee

  • F - ef

  • L - el

  • M - em

  • N - en

  • X - eks

  • S - ess

  • I - eye

  • A - ey

  • H - eych

  • J - jay

  • G - jee

  • K - kay

  • Q - kyoo

  • O - oh

  • P - pee

  • C - see

  • T - tee

  • V - vee

  • Y - why

  • U - yoo

  • Z - zee

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, probably, I fixed it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh, that alphabet…

  • Ⱥ - arlup

  • β - bixen

  • ¢ - cromble

  • Ð - daxit

  • € - eklar

  • ₣ - flixor

  • Ɠ - gorple

  • Ⱨ - hixem

  • Ĩ - izzen

  • Ĵ - jixtop

  • Ƙ - krumble

  • Ⱡ - lixen

  • ₥ - mixle

  • ℕ - nixor

  • Ø - oxal

  • ₱ - ploxe

  • Q̣ - quixix

  • Ɍ - rixar

  • § - slixen

  • Ŧ - tixar

  • Ü - ulxen

  • ₩ - vixor

  • ₓ - wixen

  • Ɏ - xixal

  • Σ - yixen

  • ℤ - zixar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

wixen tixar flixor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Krumble cromble might be my favourite new thing to say.

What is this alphabet and one if you ordered these words phonetically?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I did all this through chat gpt. I told it to give me alternative alphabet and pronunciations. Had to finesse it a little.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

R - ar

B - bee

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

F - ef

L - el

M - em

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jay

G - jee

S - ess

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

C - see

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

Ftfy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

R - ar

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

L - el

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jet

F - fuel

C - can’t

M - melt

S - steel

B - buildings

G - jee

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

FtFtfyfy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where's A

You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

probably the second E that's pronounced "ey"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd guess "ay".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I assume that's what makes it so brilliant!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Honestly, I used chat gpt to generate the list and did very minimal spot checking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Trebuchet to aisle seven? . . . Trebuchet to aisle seven, please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet you pronounce aluminum weird too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's spelled differently so both pronunciations are correct. Aluminum and aluminium.theres an extra i in the UK spelling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, Canadians use the American 🤢 way for some reason

That’s why I didn’t comment on “hach”