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Early_To_Risa

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Anon has nerdy hobbies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

fedoras used to be hella cool. trenches, katanas, all that shit.

I dunno if this was ever true, but I think you'll find more success the more you lean in, because the more you lean in, the harder it is to take you seriously. pair your trench coat with cargo shorts. wear a flea market xxl silk anime shirt with goku on it, unbuttoned, behind that, you gotta wear a mario or zelda shirt or something. a thinkgeek style of shirt. wear some crocs with the jibbits in em. maybe wear a cool casio watch, a silver one. get a fanny pack, put this in the belt loop of your trench coat. See if you can get a katana around there too. get some coke bottle glasses, some morpheus glasses that just sit on the bridge of your nose too. get some ankle high socks, get a couple cool bracelets, if you're balding, shave the top, go for a horseshoe shape, grow out your hair, and put it in a ponytail. get your glasses to have a strap.

do all that, and then you'll wrap back around to being cool, and stylin'. you'll be hip with the youths.