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[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Republicans are now the pro-dog killing party lol. If there's one thing you can depend on Republicans to do, it's make the dumbest choice imaginable in any given situation.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

And then double down on those choices. Their play book seems to consist of:

  • Doing something awful
  • Getting callled out and immediately doubling down on their awful choice
  • Attempt to re-frame said choice as their toughness that "snowflakes" couldn't understand
  • Then finally to just embrace the fact that they and their followers are just worthless people with very limited morals. Somehow this is also viewed as strength to them.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Thanks for reminding me about the proud boy leader taking a dildo up the ass near the last election.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Don't forget the whole "real men wear diapers" thing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago
  • Support the police
  • Police shoot your dog
  • Shooting your dog is virtuous

It all adds up. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yet people still vote for them