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[–] [email protected] 118 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Conservatives. Shitting their pants to own the libs.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

TP USA has been doing diapers long before this. Regressives just love publicly wearing diapers for some reason. It must be a weird sex thing, and, in typical Repub fashion, they are involving unwilling third parties in their fetish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I, for one, feel owned and they should keep doing it. Just like how they owned me by dying unvaccinated.