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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

We will as the sea levels rise. Displacing more water will also NOT help...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

We will just put salt on the water so it dries up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, no, you don't understand. It's not displacing, it's replacing. Less water, more land.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Ah yes, the alchemical art of literally transmuting H2O into SiO2 that everyone knows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Put the spare water into orbit, where it'll freeze and give us rings like Saturn!

Omg let's do that anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

kepler syndrome go brrrrrrrrrrr :3

especially what with our big beautiful moon, a ring system at an orbit high enough to not immediately endanger any craft we send up would be destabilized into an unrecognizable state very quickly.... which would send a good bit of its debris down into dangerous altitudes close to earth x_x;

maybe what we need to do is turn luna into a ring system...?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Just put it where the mountains used to be in a mountain shaped container.

Easy.