this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

From one monkey to another, You can't lose what you don't own

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

No but that doesn't mean it doesn't still suck. That's my point here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hate to be pedantic, but last week I borrowed my friend's weed vape battery and lost it.