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[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fake: pretending to having an ex-gf & Gay: being a narc

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Even faker is the idea that the police would actually investigate and take action in response to evidence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Evidence of small time drug dealing, you bet they do.

Ofc the police are different in places, but that seems to be pretty common.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 11 points 8 months ago

A small time drug dealer? We're on the case! We won't rest till that scum is behind bars.

Oh someone stole your car? I hope you have a signed confession for the thief. Investigation is hard and I don't wanna 😣

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