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Now all we need is a drink pairing guide (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

which ones? asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

The alkali metals. Starting with lithium, but it probably won’t explode, just burn. Sodium, potassium, and rubidium will explode from your saliva. Cesium and francium will explode just from the moisture in the air.