this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Error - no transaction started!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

rollback; rollback; rollback;
into mirrored port

Oh hang on, I remember how to do this I chant
DBA,
DBA (cc line manager),
DBA (cc. chief fucktard officer)
into the service-desk web-app thingy.