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What is a command you accidentally taught your pet? (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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My goldendoodle puppy doesn't ever want to come back inside. I told my beagle "go get your sister" as I tried rounding up the puppy. Now when I say "go get your sister" the beagle runs to the puppy and baits her into chasing him into the house.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My cat Siegfrieda thinks that "bitte" (please) means "free petting". That's because I usually tell her bitte when she's taking too long to obey the command. For example...

Zizi! Komm nach Hause! (Zizi, come home!)
[Siegfrieda ignores me to chase the shadow of a butterfly]
Frieda, komm nach Hause. Bitte. (Frieda, come home. Please.
Prrrwwwwn? [runs in my direction]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Ich liebe deine Katze!

What a wonderful kitty.