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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients.
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Better idea is to genetically engineer them to make it ACTUALLY happen. Buy a pill bottle and get plastered off of Hawaiian bread for a month.
The pills WOULD make it actually happen. It's a gut flora imbalance that does it.
Auto brewery syndrome is actually a thing https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/2164956119837566