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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] ArbitraryValue 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Were NPCs delicious too?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You could use raw vegetables that most people won't eat raw to make them think twice about killing them.

You sure might avoid killing the quest giver if it was a raw onion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I would eat a raw onion for the laughs

[–] ElderWendigo 3 points 11 months ago

I would eat the raw onion because it's tasty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The important quest NPCs would be spicy jalapeños

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Death! What kind? Instant!