this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2024
782 points (98.5% liked)

Curated Tumblr

4865 readers
1981 users here now

For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Tumblr heritage posts.

The best transcribed post each week will be pinned and receive a random bitmap of a trophy superimposed with the author's username and a personalized message. Here are some OCR tools to assist you in your endeavors:

Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zeus can find what?? Leaving out crucial information here!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What can't you read‽ Zeus can find 70!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I doubt he can find 1.198 × 10^100^

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bruh is a god, I think he'll manage.

[–] Deceptichum 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nah it's Zeus, he'll say "fuck it" after not too long.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just 70, silly! Come on, get with the programme!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

From the whole paragraph, that would be 70 sons.

Makes sense as Zeus was well known for his affairs with mortal women using various disguises.