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[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Listen bub, I'm just telling you what Intuit and H&R block pays me to tell you. So yeah, I both know and don't know what you owe. Let's call it Schrodinger's taxes and call it a day."

[โ€“] Murdoc 4 points 7 months ago

You don't know what we know about what you owe.