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"So how did they end up being defeated?"
"Well, we pacified them by giving them the love and affection that they refused to give each other."
"Wait really?"
"Yes, the majority were so starved for an emotional connection that they preferred us."
"Where are they now?"
"The majority are withering away in VR warehouses, living 'happily ever after'."
This is also the premise of the drug Tek in William Shatner's TekWar series.
They're--well, they're novels.