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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 147 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, and witches cursed my pants to not fit anymore. NOT all the non-stop sitting and snacking. Definitely witches.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A witch turned me into a newt.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A newt?!

[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago

...I got better

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

He got better.

[–] fsxylo 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We thought you was a toad.

[–] Chef 2 points 7 months ago

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