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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

>fights off 5 ringwraiths while protecting a gang of hobbits
>kills like a hundred magically engineered supersoldiers so hobbits can cross a river
>kills an unreasonable number more at Helm's Deep
>beats up an actual ghost
>just one of those supersoldiers could easily kill like 10 regular humans, but here he is again just mowing them down
>charges the entirety of mordor on foot: survives

But yeah, I'm sure the regular human of above average skill will be fine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

beats up an actual ghost

This one made me giggle a bit and honestly was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post about this.

Fucker throttled a ghost oath bound to defend his lineage to prove who he was and that he wasn't a bitch. Said ghost and his minions, then went forth and literally ate orks and Mûmakil alike slaughtering everything in their path.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Real bookheads know that Arthur Dayne could maybe take Aragorn but Jamie is a chump.

[–] verity_kindle 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah, when your sister keeps your cojones in her purse, you start off the cage match at a big disadvantage. He hates himself and believes in nothing.