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[–] [email protected] 102 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me.

I’m sure his wife and kids are deeply relieved by this news.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What a scam, my fursona didnt cost me anything

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fursuits are expensive AF, but they are quality products custom made by skilled artisans.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah, but those aren't required dress code or anything. Most of us just make some shit up out of our heads that sounds cool and go with it. Then we'll fill all our online gaming and social media account profiles with it.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 8 months ago

Fursonas are free-to-play. Including the part where a fraction of people somehow dropped even more money than this idiot.

[–] spez 27 points 8 months ago

No Stacy, the ape mask stays on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

During dating: "and then i spent $300k to buy this monkey jpg..."