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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

A friend of mine (not me, I swear) once got sudden diarrhoea and shat his pants in public. He "found" a comparatively clean pair of underpants in the locker room, put them on instead and skedaddled. No one ever found out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Could have just gone commando...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Yea using someone else's underwear sounds way more discussing than just going commando.