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Dr 4Chan's Medical Advice (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Just donate blood. Skip the infection risk.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm not donating my blood plastic for free!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh great, now I have to worry about DuPont and Dow coming to repo my blood.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I’ve got an idea for an opera…

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 4 months ago

New money making idea: plasma centers that filter microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

What if we give you a donut for it?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They won't take my blood.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Welp, better make an appt with the leech doctor then

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It also works on forever chemicals. They studied levels of PFAS in the blood of firefighters (who are commonly exposed to high levels in the foam they use), and found a clear difference between those that regularly donated blood and those who didn’t