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Anon buys an air fryer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Itte to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Mine also comes as an air grill and making hamburgers from frozen patties takes roughly 15 minutes, bonus it doesn't make a mess on my stovetop and most of the fat drips at the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I could say the second part of your sentence about a lot of things

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I like to bang your mom because she doesn't make a mess on my stovetop and most of the fat drips at the bottom.

Huh. Neat.