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(A 4Chan "green-text" titled "Take the cat pill anons" with a photograph of a black cat lying on the carpet)
be me
depressed, loner, NEET, live at my parents house
one day we get a cat, whatever
cat hates me for whatever reason
is always super cuddly with parents but constantly barfs near me or on my things
never lets me pet him or play with him
also meows really aggressively around me for no reason
try playing with him, he isn't interested and keeps meowing
try feeding him, he keeps meowing
literally just always meowing as loud as he can around me, it's annoying as hell
trying to play clone hero while parents are gone and cat is meowing like always
starts walking all over my desk, I've had it with this fucker
just start meowing back at him, louder than him, it scares him off and he goes hiding somewhere
parents get home and look for him, can't find him anywhere, ask if I let him out
we tear the house apart trying to find him, look everywhere, we came to the conclusion that he must've got out somehow and that was that
ffw tomorrow night, cat comes out of nowhere from upstairs and rubs all over my legs as l'm standing in the kitchen
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cat is suddenly very friendly with me and always wants to be near me
I start warming up to him as well, it's nice having a cat on your lap while gaming/watching TV
noticed I'm feeling less depressed lately, cat is still super friendly with me, even sleeps in my bed now
Mfw no longer depressed cause I meowed at a cat in frustration
Guess I'm a cat person now bots
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe crying)
be me 3 years ago
16 years old
Not many friends.
Feel alone as hell, see everyone partying and shit and I'm sitting around at home.
Classmate at school talking about going out for a drive with friends.
Looks at me
"Hey anon! Your a funny dude, how about you join us"
Heart skips a beat, this is all I have ever wanted.
We go out eat some Chipotle, go too Walmart and fuck around there. Buy like 15 king sized kit Kats for shits n giggles.
Finally they dropped me off at home
I hate home, mom is terrible.
Obvious frown
Friendo looks at me "hey.. we'll see you around anon. You fit right in.
Smiled and nodded
Walked inside room and cried happiness cry.
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe crying)
friend invites me to his twitch stream
has a decent following
we start playing some Vydia and talking
people start commenting about how funny l am
the next day people ask if he can have me on the stream again
Wow, it felt nice.
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick)
Be me in army
mandatory in my shitty country
first time we noob soldiers fire our guns
we lay in the ground and get ready
drill instructor yells "are you ready?"
i yell back "ai ai captain"
random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him
i yell again "oooooo"
random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away)
dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor
we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving
i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week
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(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "positive dad stories thread", with a picture of Pepe)
be me, 9
own a toy firetruck
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bring to show and tell
kids make fun of firetruck
go home tell dad
dad tells me not to worry about it
next day
dad wakes me up for drive to school
pass school
"dad where are we going?"
"my friends want to meet you anon"
pull up to firehouse
dad told his firefighter friends what happened
get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen
get to honk real firetruck horn
my-face-when my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck
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