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It really seems like satire, but based off the guy's profile and normal posts I don't think it is.
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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com
(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)
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Alt: I don't know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks.
As we all know, there are no unhealthy wealthy people in the world.
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Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says "yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes". Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.
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alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don't have overseas help you're at a disadvantage
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Alt text: A LinkedIn post with a picture of a couple looking at each other. The text on the image reads: 9 years ago I DMed my crus h telling her I'm going to take her out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me, she said no both times and blocked me. Anyways here's a picture of a random couple I found on google.
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Lost your only source of income? Well people died in the holocaust so deal with it lol
(i.postimg.cc)
Fortunately all the comments are dunking on this guy.
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I reported this to LinkedIn and it did not find it to go against its community rules. π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ
More context since it seems like some people missed it:
She is saying they are criminals because they canβt trace their ancestry to actual Jewish people (because she misread the Haaretz report) and thus have no claim to Palestinian land (since that claim dates back to 3k years).
PS: Zionism is wrong, Iβm just trying to explain what her post was about.
Basically she is saying: βEuropean Jews are liars and criminals because they canβt trace their ancestry to real Jewsβ Sorry, I should have explained this better.
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I had ChatGPT write me a LinkedIn Lunatic style post about the benefits of eating poop
(self.linkedinlunatics)
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NDAs just get in the way man, I want to be able to just leak all sorts of company secrets without any nagging from HR.
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If you really thought this, it'd be company policy and the employee wouldn't have to ask. Faked for engagement?
(sopuli.xyz)
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Alt text: While the formal sector stuck in leetcoding. The informal sector stuck in a tunnel. Both waiting for light at the end. This is my India!! Below, there is a bisected image, one half is professionals in a metro train working on their laptops wearing formal clothing. All of them have frowns. Second half is miners in a really dark greyscale tunnel, dejected and praying for their lives.
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Alt text: two posts from the same person on LinkedIn. First post is someone dressed as spiderman lying on the ground in a park while it rains. Second post is an apparently naked person floating in a water body in a boat with their limbs hanging out.
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Alt text: person sharing screenshot from Duolingo rank leaderboard showing them as number 2 in the sapphire league. On LinkedIn.
Double posting today because the last one wasn't that good!
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If you have an idea for a company, make sure you start a completely different company first
(sopuli.xyz)
Alt text: start a services company to not just earn but also learn how to:
- monetise a skill,
- get clients,
- lead a team,
- manage money,
- run a business
And almost everything you need to build a product startup
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Alt text: LinkedIn post that's written as if it's an email to a client about completing some task. The poster refers to themselves as CodeClause
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Had a laugh when I saw this post, he was constantly defending himself in the comments as if the US army owns the word "veteran"
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Alt text: LinkedIn post comparing the firing of Sam Altman from OpenAI to the firing of Steve Jobs from Apple
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Alt text: I call my bathroom 'Jim' so that it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing in the morning"
