Jokes and Humor

That's right! Abe and JFK, are making Macon make Jamaican Bacon Pancakes!

my phone's gallery is ~31 GiB & most of it is memes so i figured i'd start contributing here :)

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I'm not a parent, but this hit me hard when I read it in the bathroom hiding from my family. 😆

Alt text: [email protected]: Sounds like the time I got violated by a Greek bidet.

[email protected]: In Japan I always turned the Bidet up to max power after using it to assblast the next guy who used it.

[email protected]: picture of Jack from Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin saying "Chaos" over and over again

Source : https://beehaw.org/post/1059892

A guy walks into a seedy dive bar feeling a little hungry. He orders a beer and a bowl of chili from the bartender.

The bartender replies, "Sorry my friend. The guy next to you ordered and got the last bowl." He looked to the man sitting next to him, the bowl is still steaming, full, and he's just sitting there looking drunk and not eating it.

"Excuse me, if you're not going to eat that, can I buy it off of you?," he asked.

"Ah, I'm done with it. Keep your money, it's yours if you want it." the other guys says.

The man thanks him and gleefully starts eating it. It's delicious. The perfect spice, flavor, heat, everything.

About halfway done though, his spoon hits a solid object. Scooping it out, he finds it's a dead mouse at the bottom of the bowl.

Seeing this, he gripped the bowl and immediately threw up into it. He groans, pushing the now refilled bowl forward and the other man says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."

They where to large for the british museum

You know what we really need for this road trip? A radio.

It wasn't justified.