Dads Only

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This is a Lemmy group for Dads Only. A place for Dads to post about their lives, wives & kids. All are welcome but you must respect the rules.

What are the rules here?

No pornography. No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, or casteism No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies No harassment, dogpiling or doxxing of other users No content illegal in the United States, Germany, or Finland Do not share intentionally false or misleading information Do not spam or abuse network features.

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"But....but Darth Vader can't be Luke's real father, can he? Is Daddy Darth Vader????" :)

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My kid is half Japanese and wanted to see Shohei Ohtani and the Angels. He is definitely half American!! :)

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I took my 6 year old son to see the Angels vs Rockies and he went down to the dugout area and got a ball signed by Shohei Ohtani! My son is half Japanese so this is huge for him!

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I'm a first-time dad of a three-month old girl and when she pees my wife and I say she "peached herself". If it's poop, or what passes for poop for newborns, we either say she "pooched herself" or my personal favorite, "she bricked her britches".

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5 months, 27 days old, and out of nowhere she's suddenly letting "Dadadadada"'s loose all over the place! She's not even doing any mamama's yet! I've been on cloud 9 all evening. My wife is utterly devastated.

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Report card comments (self.dadsonly)
submitted 1 year ago by sbv to c/[email protected]
 
 

My youngest got "has learned to accept the consequences of his actions" on his report card.

Anyone else get funny/entertaining comments?

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This awesome new plate was my Father's Day gift from my daughter. It's fantastic, and huge, and it'll definitely be serving steaks tonight, and whole-ass briskets in the future. I just wanted to show it off to the dads here. All of a sudden I kinda feel a little sorry for all the dads that don't have their own custom daughter-painted grill plates. Hopefully you get one soon!

I'm glad there's a r/daddit equivalent on the fediverse. That was one of the most recent subs I'd found and joined before spez went crazy, glad some of you boys have migrated over here. Cheers, gents!

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Happy Father's Day y'all . Anyone else try the 20 second hug from daddit? my 6 year old took to it instantly like we'd been doing it his whole life. my favorite thing is to lose count about 12 and then i have to start over. sometimes he takes over with a fast count but not always, not when he needs some extra :)

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Happy Father's Day! (self.dadsonly)
submitted 1 year ago by cocobean to c/[email protected]
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My wonderful wife and mother of my child got me flowers. It’s not exactly the most manly thing, but nobody has ever gotten me flower before, and it makes me feel so happy and appreciated! Hope everyone has a great one!

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My ten year old boy is out with friends. It's his first kids-alone-on-bikes outing. I'm a little scared, a little proud, and doing my best not to worry.

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This year my wife and I have 2 under 2. We're both pretty fried right now, and other than getting together a bit in the afternoon with some family I don't think we'll be doing much of anything. That's plenty ok with me, but I still like living vicariously through other dad's weekend plans!

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And he's pretty hecking cute.

Here's a link to his favorite YouTube video! https://youtu.be/nMfPqeZjc2c

We watch it every night. It helps preserve my sanity. 😊

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I travel quite a bit for work, and my kids are 1 and 4. Sometimes I can't wait to get away from the house of toddler chaos and get to a bed where I can just sleep blissfully alone. But once I see their faces on video chat from my hotel room I miss them so much and just want to go home.

Give me another week at home however and I'm itching to get out of there again. Anyone else feel this?

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I am looking for a cool Logo and Banner, so if anyone wants to offer one up, I would appreciate that!

Doesn't need to be anything fancy, but must be unique and copyright free.

Needs to fit the dimensions of Lemmy.world so please keep that in mind.

Thank you!

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I wanted to create a Fediverse version of my favorite Dad Groups on other Social Media sites.

I encourage all of you to post pictures and talk about your lives...good, bad, everything in between. This group is for YOU, not me.

I am looking for a cool Logo and Banner, so if anyone wants to offer one up, I would appreciate that!

Have fun, obey the rules and let's chat, Dads!