Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? (lemmy.world)
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Because they don’t have the guts!

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I accidentally mixed up "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" (lemmy.world)
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Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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What's the least amount of cinnamon you can possibly use? (infosec.pub)
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The cina-minimum.

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The odds of anyone laughing at this are astronomical (lemmy.world)
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Buying whiskey (lemmy.world)
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Thanksgiving (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22560897

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"Willy Wonka went to Walla Walla Washington to watch Wil Wheaton eat Wheaties with Walter White". How many W's are there in all? (dubvee.org)
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AnswerNone. There are no W's in "all".

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It happened across the road. (lemmy.world)
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You never hear about taking thanks (lemmy.world)
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Europe (sh.itjust.works)
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/28687233

Mastodon.

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What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? (lemmy.world)
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Lady Ba Ba

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I was going to make a belt out of watches but I realized it would be a waist of time (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Buying a pub never goes exactly like you want to (lemmy.world)
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You’ll always find yourself Bargaining.

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What do you call a pansexual nonbinary jungle cat? (lemmy.world)
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A panthem

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Tech companies whose managers are bees are not a good place to work. (self.dadjokes)
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The meetings are just too full of buzzwords.

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'Swiftie Dad' - A re-edit of M Night Shyamalan's 'Trap' becomes a film about a frustrated dad at a Taylor Swift concert. (www.youtube.com)
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The Key (lemmy.ca)
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A monk once got locked out of the monastery.

To get back in, he went to the market, bought a dozen bananas.

He thus got hold of the monkey, unlocked the gates, and went inside.

🐒 = 📿 + 🔑

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My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” (lemmy.world)
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So I went in as Batman.

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Cube/ cuboid whatever (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Hello, dressing. I'm dad. (lemmy.world)
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What do you get when a dinosaur farts on you? (lemmy.world)
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A blast from the past.

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Well, not ALL puzzles... [Dark Side of the Horse] (lemmy.sdf.org)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/25341720

Via Mastodon.

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Do you know how hay is sorted? (lemmy.world)
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Alfalfabetically.

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