Dad Jokes

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submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You’ll always find yourself Bargaining.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oof. I think we might need to keep tabs on you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, the other party is bar losing, so I think he has a point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some parties are bareaking even.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

These are the worst puns I've ever seen, bar none.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

C'mon, where's your spirit(s)?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Low right now, ive been suffering with an alement

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I used to have a bunch of bar owners as clients.

Most of them are just drunks that took "Find a job doing what you love." way too seriously.