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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

PILE HIGH THE FINGERNAILS OF THE VANQUISHED OPPRESSOR, THAT NAGLFAR AT LAST MAY UNFURL HER SAILS FOR RAGNARÖK

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

In one case while shirtless and ginger, lest we forget. Can’t leave witnesses.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

It could also be for the closeted queer Palestinians routinely blackmailed by Israeli intelligence into acting as spies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I don’t think my sphincters can handle another Infrastructure Week

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

HOLY FUCKBALLS IT’S ANTMAN!!!! THANK U 4 UR SERVICE BROTHER

MY NEPHEW IS SORRY HE USED CHEAT CODEZ TO SIC THE “ LASER SPIDER “ ON YOU IN HIS SIMANT CD-ROM……

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Already is, these guys can get fussy, uncooperative Pinot Noir to ripen in gatdam Skåne!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

:heavy respirator breathing:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pinpoint in the sense that each trooper is a real needle-dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Saves taxpayer dollars and opens a lucrative subcontractor job for the Aryan Brotherhood. His base will love it, especially later in the summer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

THAT IS MY SHROUD

GIVE IT BACK

YOU ARE A NUN

~it~ ~doesn't~ ~even~ ~fit~

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fuck gig economy reform, intimidate your way to disability justice in the workplace via ominous clairvoyance and getting absolutely fucking yoked enough to suplex a train like it’s Final Fantasy VI

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Renaming desktop shortcuts is a great way to leave yourself game notes if you’re an old like me.

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