your_mom

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9 July 2024 in c/thefarside
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I Have No Constructor, and I Must Initialize (consteval.ca)
 

(the joke is C++)

Start ups when that VC funding kicks in in c/[email protected]
[–] your_mom 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I misread the last one as “Drugs as work, happy hours”.

Pills (Take Two) in c/[email protected]
[–] your_mom 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

“2 random pills” and shoebox pill. Take the shoebox pill, get a shoebox filled with the 2 random pills (since you got one they became “real”). Grab a big handful of pills and swallow.

Others (in case you don’t want to collapse civilization or piss gasoline):

  • Shoebox + any question = practically unlimited questions. Plus the first one should be something like “how can I achieve maximum happiness (in an easy way where current me would be comfortable with the results)?” and you can ask variations to get a clearer answer since you have practically unlimited ones. Only drawback is if “single-use” really means the duplicates don’t do anything.

  • Shoebox + groundhog day = probably get to live >10000 years (unless “single-use” prevents that)

  • Shoebox + pi money = practically unlimited money, no “single use” issue

  • Shoebox + kill one person = Death Note

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[–] your_mom 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mario’s been watching too much Fox News, they should’ve never brought TVs and cable to Peach’s castle.

Look out for our feathered friends! in c/[email protected]
[–] your_mom 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

what if I feed them human flesh?

marbles rule in c/[email protected]
Reddit's garbage app just keeps getting worse in c/[email protected]
[–] your_mom 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Look at all those gorgeous lines, truly the peak of UX engineering