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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s about 40 fishbowls

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

my bad you guys, I dropped my magnum cockring for my monster sized dong while I was paragliding 😎

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Also, you can definitely criticize something whilst participating in it, even if you have a choice to abstain. Like I don’t have to eat spicy burritos, but when I do, I’m going to still complain that they haven’t made antacid suppositories. You can ask for a better life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

What if you’re a little more rocaille?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

So this is how liberty thrives. With thunderous fapping.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bitch don’t kill my Vibia

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Bruh hold on he promised me I could feel his thing

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Difficult to trombone when you’ve got a tromboner

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