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B. Loaded handgun in the car.
I. Total disregard for road safety.
N. Convicted criminal pardoned by convicted criminal president.
G. Mental health crisis resolved by cop shooting.
O. Legally justified homicide.
We're doing great. Good job all around, no notes.
Is this broken for anyone else?
I'd rather have "elon's toaster taking a bath with him" than Elon. (Shit someone already said it further down lol)
Whatever takes him out, I hope it's caught in literally 4k and becomes the most popular video the Internet has ever seen.
Bonus points if he's made aware that it's becoming a video as it happens. Man I would have to order a flatbed's worth of popcorn for that.
Additional flatbeds of popcorn for every other installment in the series.
You just "your mom" 'd so many people with that last sentence. 😂
Yes, that's why I mentioned it. But now it CAN be updated constantly. We don't need a book of phone numbers anymore, we need a directory of links to them. We need to be able to filter what we need beyond just through the alphabet and what we assume it would be filed under.
And, most importantly, we need laws that strictly limit any commercial mention whatsoever outside of that whatever you call it. Directory sounds like a decent word, but a marketer would have a more modern term for it.
I don't know how it could be default sorted fairly it anytime, I'm not pretending to solve that problem. I'm just saying we would all be better off if we never had to see ads ever, at all, unless we were specifically in the market for something. Never waiting on a commercial for TV or streaming regardless of subscription tier, etc etc.
Obviously it doesn't cost anything to use, and the motivation for keeping it updated falls on the business trying to make sure they can be found. It's just a win for everybody except billionaires trying to condition people with ads now.
Tobacco is still at least 2,000x too big.
Next it'll be the NoeyePhone,, sold without the eye contact-tracking hardware.
No. I'm exaggerating. Specifically the recording part.
I knew it. He's wearing a skirt! He's become the problem!
Insert the biggest slash s you've seen this week here.
Where do you think the big bump last year came from?
Just don't do whatever the new hotness is. Gotcha.
I don't think I've seen anything I do dragged yet. Or at least not commonly.
Don't care for avocados or dancing. So far I'm in the clear for most generational banter.
So far... Maybe they'll all turn into classic examples of why you shouldn't lick Nazi boots.
I mean they're being terribly slow about it, but I hope for a full set of "some ways to die" stories. This is at least the 2nd one I've heard.