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B. Loaded handgun in the car.
I. Total disregard for road safety.
N. Convicted criminal pardoned by convicted criminal president.
G. Mental health crisis resolved by cop shooting.
O. Legally justified homicide.
We're doing great. Good job all around, no notes.
So far... Maybe they'll all turn into classic examples of why you shouldn't lick Nazi boots.
I mean they're being terribly slow about it, but I hope for a full set of "some ways to die" stories. This is at least the 2nd one I've heard.