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I kinda did some of this kinda thing at one of my old jobs. It wasn't an office job, but I found shortcuts to do stuff that the other non computer geniuses weren't even able to begin to learn.

I was a king. Until they random'd me (I still didn't think it was random, but I'm still curious who it was because I got along with everybody as far as I knew.)

Others would come in talking all about how high they were, but I'm the one that gets fired for it when I wasn't even high at work at all. Sad. I was good at that job too. Haven't been good at anything else since, and there aren't any similar jobs elsewhere in town. Feelsbadman

I feel attacked

It was just the first example I thought of to make the point.

No actual humans were hurt in the making of this metaphor. ^_^

If you watched a guy with an AK walking down the street and entering your neighbors' houses one by one, some bullet noises, then walking to the next house, I bet you would shoot him before he enters your property, if you had the opportunity.

Try staying in your lane in that situation. It's just being proactive.

Now I don't have any context on this guy past the title of the post, or what they mean by "repeated" gatekeeping, but just given the title of the post, them having the opinion that saying "dragonfucker is not a gender" is gatekeeping is laughable. So I'm hoping something else was going on for my own sanity, because this is sad.

Don't forget the new socks that apparently come with it

I mean I'm just trying to help.

Just so you know, this attitude is signing the "I acknowledge I'm stepping in shit and have no right to complain when shit gets on me later" line.

I'm not trying to side with your boss here, this advice is for your own good.

Stop using company phones for personal use. Wtf are you thinking

I found a happy cry post on the Internet today. Thanks

Never even heard of catbox. But there's nothing showing.

Funny know if that's my app failing it what. But heads up, whatever you post from this apparently crappy site might just be completely broken, fyi.

So far... Maybe they'll all turn into classic examples of why you shouldn't lick Nazi boots.

I mean they're being terribly slow about it, but I hope for a full set of "some ways to die" stories. This is at least the 2nd one I've heard.

Ftfy

Instant Win American Bingo Card:

B. Loaded handgun in the car.

I. Total disregard for road safety.

N. Convicted criminal pardoned by convicted criminal president.

G. Mental health crisis resolved by cop shooting.

O. Legally justified homicide.

We're doing great. Good job all around, no notes.

Is this broken for anyone else?