tyrefyre

joined 1 year ago
[–] tyrefyre 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol what? You can still need to fart but not be able to take a shit. Even so much that it hurts.

[–] tyrefyre 28 points 11 months ago

Ah yes it’s the next generations fault. What a unique take on the situation.

[–] tyrefyre 21 points 1 year ago

Looks like they got the labels backwards

[–] tyrefyre 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They should put what they are called in the electrical world to help drive home the point. “Suicide cords”

[–] tyrefyre 40 points 1 year ago

Straight to internet headquarters of course.

[–] tyrefyre 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for days

[–] tyrefyre 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Come now is that really fair? Don’t they have their own interest at heart?

[–] tyrefyre 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I use wintergreen life saver mints as suppositories. Be sure they are in the correct orientation, the hole is for the farts to pass through.

[–] tyrefyre 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How the fuck you going to chew with your anus?

[–] tyrefyre 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what do you call the actual wooden pole that holds the power lines? Like if someone hit the pole how would you describe it?

[–] tyrefyre 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody knows because no one wants to click on the video

[–] tyrefyre 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just don’t understand why you have to control It with anus muscles

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