https://xkcd.com/1015/

If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize bad kerning.

On two separate occasions last week, I was approached by a stranger who told me I look good. Pretty much nothing is going right in my life so at least vanity is workable as a last stronghold between me and the void.

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

I don't think you understood the prompt

Is there anything iphones can do besides scroll social media? Every time I hear about some cool new capability of phones this caveat is always present.

Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you're into that or what

Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual

Let's be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.

Do you mean to suggest that videogames are for children? I don't really see where you're coming from here.

People are so used to megacorporations controlling what specific software they can run on their general-purpose computers that they are now... in favor of it? Every day it seems more and more the case that Apple's anti-sideloading propaganda is successful.

please vote to fund public education.

I'd be drunk for as long as it took for me to lose consciousness and have my stomach pumped