tastetheplague

Hail Satan!

On my mama

Keep up the good work! I'm proud of you!

I finally found a job that doesn't make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

Wrong on both counts, friendo.

You will never find a more wretched hive.

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

Honestly, I have no idea how tennis works.

Give me like 30 solid years to practice and I'm confident that I could narrowly snatch one point away from an elderly Serena Williams.

Below knee.

This country is a fucking joke.