sprite0

joined 1 month ago
[–] sprite0 24 points 6 days ago (9 children)

it's just pride month; you don't have to be gay to be queer!

How is it unfortunate?

[–] sprite0 2 points 6 days ago
[–] sprite0 4 points 6 days ago

to each their own πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ i'm with you i don't like any brown on my eggs.

[–] sprite0 29 points 6 days ago (6 children)

when i ordered a double cheese burger with one veggie patty and one meat patty at the hard rock cafe decades ago the waitress later asked me for my first name and home town cuz apparently the cooks liked to write the weird ones up on the wall and i had made it. I would soooooo love to read that wall sometime!

[–] sprite0 57 points 6 days ago (11 children)

had a man come in early one morning. 24h place and i was doing prep and nobody else was dining. the waitress tells me he had asked to speak to me which was not usual!

He said he had a weird request and hoped that i would indulge him. He said that he wanted a bunch of scrambled eggs, but wanted me to make them as undercooked as I could.

We discussed the health risk and he said that he understood and he also said that no place had ever gotten them as he liked them.

Well i'm an autistic people pleaser and eggs are my specialty so you know i'm going to make this fellas morning.

I cranked the gas to high and got the pan ripping and just poured a cup of scrambled egg across the hot pan and then right off into a plate. It was about 40% curds swimming in uncooked egg mixture. The waitress asked me wtf but took it out.

On his way out he told me with a beaming smile that it was the first time anyone had ever gotten his eggs the way he liked them. Felt nice.

[–] sprite0 3 points 6 days ago
[–] sprite0 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sprite0 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

tight looking empanadas, well done

[–] sprite0 3 points 1 week ago

me drinking hooch at 10 in the morning because fuck it

[–] sprite0 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i have never smelled an almond blossom so i have no idea if it smells like them. I wouldn't say it smells like almonds at all. It smells very sweet and almost flowery but doesn't quite reach a flower smell.

There's definitely something yummy/edible to it though when i rub my fingers where i sprayed and rub it across my nose it's like i was handling cookie dough almost. or fruit?

It doesn't smell grandma flowery it smells sweet and yummy flowery, if that makes any sense at all.

view more: β€Ή prev next β€Ί