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Omar going crazy (sh.itjust.works)
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This is a joke poster made by Alan Wagner on Instagram, and the events described didn’t actually transpire. Alt text:

A photograph of an A4 poster tacked to a white wall, titled “Notice from Landlord” in red capitals. Below the title, the poster reads “As you know, I place fresh berries in the berry bowl each morning for your enjoyment.” A photo of a white wooden open-top box attached to a wall is shown on the poster, with a small paper label reading “Berry Bowl” taped to the wall behind the box. Inside the box, an assortment of strawberries, blueberries, plums and green grapes are visible. Below the photo, the poster reads “Well, did you know that I use an AI camera to track who takes which fruit?” Two photos from a security camera mounted on the ceiling are shown side-by-side, each showing a different resident of the building reaching into the box to take a fruit. In each photo, a green rectangle frames the resident’s head, with a label showing the name of the resident and the type of fruit they have taken. The left photo reads “Devon, 3 blue” and the right photo reads “Carleigh, 2 Straw, 1 Grape”. Following the photos is a section titled “Last Month Rankings”, which reads “Most blueberries, Devon, 56 blueberries; most grapes, Shannon, 23 grapes; most plums, Omar, 27 plums; most strawberries, Chris T, 9 strawberries”. Below the rankings, the poster reads “No-one’s in trouble, I just thought it would be fun to let everyone know the ranking 🙂”. At the very bottom of the poster, a footnote is written in white text on a black background. It reads “I use the data to know which berries to buy. It’s fine for me to do this. If you live in my building I can use your data.”

 

The trait is caused by a recessive allele in the leopard, and a dominant allele in the jaguar.

Black Panther on Wikipedia

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Whoops (sh.itjust.works)
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Mafs (sh.itjust.works)
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The radar can detect airborne ICBM warheads up to 2500 miles away.

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They lied to us (sh.itjust.works)
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Is this a Nut? (sh.itjust.works)
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Chemistree (sh.itjust.works)
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Penguin Protectors! (sh.itjust.works)
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Love triangles (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] sjmarf 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This will be in the next release, but we’re waiting to get a few more crucial changes in before we make a new version.

[–] sjmarf 1 points 1 year ago

This is likely a bug with Lemmy itself - it also shows up this way in the website.

[–] sjmarf 5 points 1 year ago

Good idea. I’m working on an overhaul of the Search tab right now, and will definitely implement this 👍

[–] sjmarf 13 points 1 year ago

Apologies, this isn’t possible in Mlem right now. We’re trying to get core features like this working as soon as possible, though.

[–] sjmarf 5 points 1 year ago

Yep. It’s enabled by default, actually

[–] sjmarf 6 points 1 year ago

It's on our list 👍

[–] sjmarf 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s a somewhat common phrase used particularly by christians. It originates from this bible verse (1 Corinthians 6:19-20)

“Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.”

The verse refers to avoiding sexual immorality, but I have heard Christians apply the verse to tattoos several times too lol. Some of them don’t like tattoos for some reason 🤷‍♂️

[–] sjmarf 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(Mlem dev here) Custom Feeds is something that's on our radar. In an ideal world, this would be implemented on Lemmy's side so that it's available across all clients and not just Mlem. For this reason it's not on our immediate agenda right now.

[–] sjmarf 1 points 1 year ago

You can't right now, sorry. It's on our list, though.

[–] sjmarf 12 points 1 year ago

Ceci ne pas une dickpic

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