shit_of_ass

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Make it stop. in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 2 points 4 months ago

i never lie

Why are there "driveway connections by permit only" signs on roads? in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 5 points 4 months ago

ppl like me who dgaf and just drive through the ditch

What is the actual point of a bra? in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 1 points 4 months ago

boobies

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 1 points 4 months ago

paw patrol movie that interrogation scene was uncalled for

Have you ever been called a slur and how did you deal with it? in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 1 points 4 months ago

me n my coworkers laughed in their face

Those of you who don't vote, why? in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

don’t pick me for jury duty because always guilty 100% idgaf

What accent color are you using on your device right now? in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 1 points 4 months ago

tip pink #BE789D

You just got in a major car crash. What's the most ironic song you'd have playing. in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 1 points 4 months ago

fire and paramedics pulling my lifeless body from my car thats wrapped around a tree and playing cupcakke 😐😐😐

You're at the local bar and it's karaoke night! What are you singing first? in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

im sliding up to the first woman i see wym

What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims? in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I get hella hoes on this app

Do people hate you online too? in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 2 points 5 months ago

bro its everywhere I go

What did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored? in c/[email protected]
[–] shit_of_ass 2 points 5 months ago

masturbate maybe

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If given a new life would you choose to be born the same sex that you were? (self.casualconversation)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by shit_of_ass to c/[email protected]
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I mean like I accept who I was born as but if given the choice I’d choose to be born a woman, yk? Idk but I kinda envy them a bit but i’m fine being an unsexy man

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Who does your dog choose to sleep with? (self.asklemmy)
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