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The trailer starts in a misty landscape filled with industrial machinery and cogs turning. Workers from various game universes like Donkey Kong, Mario, and Animal Crossing are shown laboring. The iconic Super Smash Bros. logo flashes, and then two shadows appear on a wall—each adorned with a pair of cat ears.
Suddenly, a manifesto flies into frame, landing on a workbench. The workers look puzzled, but then the camera reveals the authors: Marx and Engels, reimagined as adorable trans catgirls with revolutionary attire, berets, cat ears, and tails. They flick their tails in unison as the screen splashes, "Marx & Engels Ignite the Struggle!"
Marx is dressed in a red skirt and black jacket, accessorized with a red beret and a hammer & sickle brooch. Engels wears a blue skirt and white jacket, a blue beret, and also sports a similar brooch. Both have expressive cat ears and tails.
Moveset
Basic Attacks
Jab: Marx swipes with a quill pen while Engels swings a small book.
Tilt Attacks: Marx jabs with a hammer and Engels with a sickle in different directions.
Dash Attack: They charge together holding a banner that reads "Proletariat Unite."
Special Attacks
Neutral Special (The Manifesto): They read aloud from the Communist Manifesto, sending out persuasive waves that briefly stun opponents.
Side Special (Industrial Revolution): Engels throws a spinning cotton gin gear, while Marx launches a coal cart.
Up Special (Class Uprising): A wave of workers lift them upwards on a platform.
Down Special (Redistribution): Marx & Engels collect projectiles or items with a net and redistribute them as health or buffs for themselves or teammates.
Smash Attacks
Forward Smash: They both swing giant hammers in front of them.
Up Smash: Both hold up red flags that emit a powerful upward burst.
Down Smash: They slam a pair of sickles on the ground, causing a ripple effect.
Final Smash (Revolutionary Wave)
Marx & Engels raise their manifesto, summoning a gigantic red wave featuring iconic revolutionary images that sweep across the stage, launching enemies in its path.
Taunts
Taunt 1: Marx adjusts her glasses while Engels flips her hair, both purring "For the proletariat!"
Taunt 2: They share a high-five and meow in unity.
Taunt 3: Marx writes a quick note and Engels nods, both of them giggling and flicking their tails.
Victory Animations
Victory 1: They sit atop a mound of manifesto papers, sharing a sisterly hug.
Victory 2: Workers from various universes lift them on their shoulders, cheering.
Victory 3: They raise a flag together, then nuzzle each other while their tails entwine.
Marx & Engels, the revolutionary trans catgirls, would bring a new level of strategy, history, and cuteness to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!
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