rebelsimile

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[–] rebelsimile 5 points 1 week ago

but what does that mean for the future of my made-in-russia imported glavprodukts? I don’t know what I’ll do without them

[–] rebelsimile 2 points 1 week ago

Check the notes.

[–] rebelsimile 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like how you copied someone else’s actual original work to make your own (imo lesser, but to each his own) version of it but called the original creator’s work “slop”.

[–] rebelsimile 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We are primates, and when we put all the martial arts together (MMA) it turns into a match of who can get on top of and neutralize their opponent. A bear doesn’t have any way of attacking a primate if the primate can get to its back. As a human, we wouldn’t have the dexterity or strength to get around, cling onto a bear and choke it out, but a bear-sized gorilla probably could and once it does that it’s neutralized every mode of attack the bear has except writhing around and pushing it into other objects.

[–] rebelsimile 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don’t know, but they’re physically capable of it. I once had an anthropology professor who demonstrated the difference between simian-like arms and quadruped-like arms, and the major part of it was noting that you’ve never seen a cat spread their arms out like the Vetrivian Man (they can’t). In the evaluation of ape vs. bear combat I don’t want to discount the capability of the ape to grasp, latch on or choke.

[–] rebelsimile 1 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I could see a gorilla choking a bear out though, the bear isn’t going to be able to strangle the gorilla from behind.

[–] rebelsimile 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yes and no, because I think a thing fiction can’t do is repeat itself, so they must find interesting new angles in which they could reflect possible futures. The very much most likely future of whatever the thing is becoming an ad-laden, buggy, infinite-money ponzi scheme until it’s abandoned 3-72 months after its release and thrown into a landfill isn’t that interesting to see episode after episode.

[–] rebelsimile -4 points 2 weeks ago

So is “not really being all that funny”.

[–] rebelsimile 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

the joke was understood in line 2. Sarcasm not detected in line 1.

[–] rebelsimile 2 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You’re going to earn “world’s fucking stupidest people who’ve ever existed” pretty soon, be patient. Give your boy another week.

[–] rebelsimile 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What are you disagreeing with? The golden snitch, as it is, is a core part of Quiddich in that the game literally requires it to be caught to end. In KQB that is not the case. I was more mentioning that while playing, a whole other mechanic can go on. If you think of Killer Queen Black as a snail-riding game, then there are times where the game can end suddenly from queens dying too much, or berries being collected.

[–] rebelsimile 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

it doesn’t really take a super big brain to stay away from a phrase like “You’ll never pay a tariff in your life” when tariffs will directly cause the price of imported goods to rise by the exact cost of the tariff or more to the end consumer.

It also doesn’t take a super big brain to know that the cost of things like traversing the suez canal (or not, when things like oil tankers can’t) IS ALREADY FACTORED INTO THE PRICE OF GOODS. You’re making my point already. Stop arguing with me.

“You’ll never pay a tarrif in your life” is like saying Johnny Knoxville has never been kicked in the dick in his life because technically his pants have been shoved into his dick by the clown shoe. Please.

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