Dude. You're rich. Take an Uber. You can take another one tomorrow to pick up your fancy car.

Prison, please. If it ends up being just between those two then jail. House arrest is not punishment for him.

Fuck Trump, fuck Biden, and fuck Netanyahu. And while we're at it, fuck Putin and fuck Xi. Not a lot of decent people at the top these days.

He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I'll show him mine.

I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.

I want to try factorio but I'm afraid I'll get hooked

I remember in first or second grade when I realized that, when I made a mistake, I didn't have to erase the whole word and I could just erase the part I messed up.

Pardon my ignorance but how do you steal code if it's open source?

Looks like I'm going to continue not watching Apple TV for the foreseeable future.

https://cuberule.com/

I fucking hate disposable vapes and any single-use electronics. So wasteful. I bet a lot of people who use disposable vapes would consider themselves to be environmentally-conscious.

Literal shitpost.